Joaquin, I got you.

February 23 2009, 7:33pm

We've all been there man, first Letterman rags on our beards, then our rap careers fizzle. I shoulda stuck to acting. It's not too late for you though, don't make the same mistakes as I did.

Also, if you're going to chew gum on TV, at least have a man sized wad of Big League Chew going.

For those not in "the know"